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steven@steven-pc:/home/steven# grep -i -R ‘fuck’ /usr/src/linux
/usr/src/linux/net/core/skbuff.c: /* Fuck, we are miserable poor guys… */
/usr/src/linux/net/ipv4/netfilter/nf_nat_snmp_basic.c: * (And this is the fucking ‘basic’ method).
/usr/src/linux/Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl: If you don’t see why, please stay the fuck away from my code.
/usr/src/linux/sound/oss/opl3.c: * What the fuck is going on here? We leave junk in the beginning
/usr/src/linux/fs/notify/inotify/inotify_user.c: * fucked up somewhere. */
/usr/src/linux/fs/xfs/xfs_btree.h: case XFS_BTNUM_MAX: ASSERT(0); /* fucking gcc */ ; break; \
/usr/src/linux/fs/xfs/xfs_btree.h: case XFS_BTNUM_MAX: ASSERT(0); /* fucking gcc */ ; break; \
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/sunhme.c:/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/sunhme.c: /* This card is _fucking_ hot… */
/usr/src/linux/drivers/watchdog/shwdt.c: * brain-damage, it’s managed to fuck things up one step further..
/usr/src/linux/drivers/media/video/bt819.c: BUG? Why does turning the chroma comb on fuck up color?
/usr/src/linux/drivers/mtd/mtd_blkdevs.c: registered, to prevent the link/init ordering from fucking
/usr/src/linux/drivers/ide/cmd640.c: * These chips are basically fucked by design, and getting this driver
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h:/* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */
/usr/src/linux/lib/vsprintf.c: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-)

Does they kiss their mothers with those mouths?

1. Most programmers swear. They complain about hardware, other software, or their fellow developers. This serves as a distraction so that other will be less likely to notice the mistakes they themselves make. It’s not exclusive to the Linux kernel, either:

http://codeulate.com/2007/12/fcking-programming/
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2004/2/15/71552/7795

2. It is very unlikely they kiss their mothers. They never leave their basements, and their mothers are usually in their sixties or older, so they can’t safely go down the steps.

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